Saw this paragraph on a blog post about safewords recently:

"The first thing you need to understand about the BDSM community is that we are committed to one thing above all: mutual respect. We respect each other's kinks, and we seek to help one another to realize our fantasies."

First I lol'd.

Next I thought: What a load of utter, complete crap.

Then I stopped reading.

Finally, I laughed my ass off.