Friday, May 31, 2013

Men are weird


Sometimes I really wonder how men can say that women are mysterious and inexplicable. That's totally wrong, it's the other way round. Men are so strange. Weird, even. Yeah, granted, there might be exceptions, but this here's my blog and in my blog I can generalize as much as I want.

Like, for instance, this: Recently I perved the web in search of a pic for a book cover and came across a pic of a gynecological exam. The gynecologist wore nothing except a garter belt and stockings, the girl on the chair wasn't sitting with her legs spread wide on the chair but kneeling on it as if she was waiting to be fucked doggy style (which she probably was with a uber huge dildo in the next pic, but I didn't see that. Neither did I want do). According to the tag on the pic there must be a whole site dedicated to pictures and vids of gynecological exams out there somewhere. *Gasp*

I'm pretty sure the customers of said site are at least 100 percent male. No woman would ever go to a site like this to perv pics of another woman on a gyno chair. At least no woman I know. If you're a woman and you do, then you're, well, weird too. Suck it up!

I can understand a lot of things. I had once a boyfriend who liked to smell my feet when I came back from a day in the mountains or cycling. He never admitted to it and I never asked him about it, but I am pretty sure he had a 'smelly feet'-fetish. As an olfactory sensations junky I can relate to that, although I prefer different scents and smells. So, not too weird. 

But gyno exams. Very weird. Probably the most unerotic thing for almost all women. About as arousing as watching a slug devour your freshly planted Italian parsley. Very, very weird.

And so here we are again at the beginning: Men are weird. Nobody understands them. Well, not me anyway.

Maybe one day they'll come with a user's manual or an implanted help function. Until them, I'm out in the garden, keeping the slugs off my parsley.Men are weird

Sometimes I really wonder how men can say that women are mysterious and inexplicable. That's totally wrong, it's the other way round. Men are so strange. Weird, even. Yeah, granted, there might be exceptions, but this here's my blog and in my blog I can generalize as much as I want.

Like, for instance, this: Recently I perved the web in search of a pic for a book cover and came across a pic of a gynecological exam. The gynecologist wore nothing except a garter belt and stockings, the girl on the chair wasn't sitting with her legs spread wide on the chair but kneeling on it as if she was waiting to be fucked doggy style (which she probably was with a uber huge dildo in the next pic, but I didn't see that. Neither did I want do). According to the tag on the pic there must be a whole site dedicated to pictures and vids of gynecological exams out there somewhere. *Gasp*

I'm pretty sure the customers of said site are at least 100 percent male. No woman would ever go to a site like this to perv pics of another woman on a gyno chair. At least no woman I know. If you're a woman and you do, then you're, well, weird too. Suck it up!

I can understand a lot of things. I had once a boyfriend who liked to smell my feet when I came back from a day in the mountains or cycling. He never admitted to it and I never asked him about it, but I am pretty sure he had a 'smelly feet'-fetish. As an olfactory sensations junky I can relate to that, although I prefer different scents and smells. So, not too weird. 

But gyno exams. Very weird. Probably the most unerotic thing for almost all women. About as arousing as watching a slug devour your freshly planted Italian parsley. Very, very weird.

And so here we are again at the beginning: Men are weird. Nobody understands them. Well, not me anyway.

Maybe one day they'll come with a user's manual or an implanted help function. Until them, I'm out in the garden, keeping the slugs off my parsley.