|Help! She's got nipples!!!|
It was rejected by Smashwords.com, due to the girl having nipples. The person who rejected it apparently thought this rejection was funny, too, and made a remark to the effect that yeah, it was quite crazy but, well, no nipspussycocks is their policy.
They're not real nipples, though. I mean, yeah, of course they're not real nipples, but they're not even a picture of real nipples. They're just two splotches of dark brown on a skin-colored background. I just can't imagine that someone would be offended by two dark brown splotches on a skin-colored background.
But again: Who am I to judge?
Censorship was called for, and being the greedy book-selling whore I am, I had of course no problem with censoring Drew's non-nipples.
This time, Smashwords was happy. And so am I, although still shaking my head.
By the way: The book can be found here. It's a good one. Inside it, it's got lots of uncensored nipples. And pussies and cocks, too.
|Whew! The imminent danger of shocking |
large parts of the world's
population by showing them two
dark brown non-nipples has been
Someone should pat me on the back.